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This edition is out of print For current Paperback edition see Tell Me It's RealDo you believe in love at first sight? Paul Auster doesn't Paul doesn't believe in much at all He's thirty slightly overweight and his best features are his acerbic wit and the color commentary he provides as life passes him by His closest friends are a two legged dog named Wheels and a quasibipolar drag queen named Helena Handbasket He works a dead end job in a soul sucking cubicle and if his grandmother's homophobic parrot insults him one time Paul is going to wring its stupid neck Enter Vince Taylor Vince is everything Paul isn't Sexy confident and dumber than the proverbial box of rocks And for some reason Vince pursues Paul relentlessly Vince must be messing with him because there is no way Vince could want someone like Paul But when Paul hits Vince with his car in a completely unintentional if he died it'd only be manslaughter kind of way he's forced to see Vince in a whole new light The only thing stopping Paul from believing in Vince is himself and that is one obstacle Paul can't quite seem to overcome But when tragedy strikes Vince's family Paul must put aside any notions he has about himself and stand next to the man who thinks he's perfect the way he is

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    Only 199 today at US 5119 I'm going to Freddie Prince Jr the crap out of this review Okay folks picture this You are on an airplane cross country smushed between your husband who is trying to sleep and a stranger who happens to be a dude You start reading this book and literally cannot stop laughing for the whole flight Not dainty chuckles but full out unladylike guffaws Friends I suffered some pretty dirty looks from both my husband and said stranger over this book I caught my husband reading over my shoulder at one point probably to find out what strange book has caused his wife to go from semi normal to a hyena laughing fool and the first words he caught were giant black dildoLet's just say my hubby's respect of my reading materials went way down This book is certainly not for everyone as others have said This book is chock full of crazy one liners and improbable situations that serve sole the purpose of causing me to snort my coffee up my nose which I did ouch I can see how some people may find it tedious I on the other hand found it to be irresistible and hilarious I loved that the MC is a slightly overweight effeminate man with a drag queen bestie I adored Paul's parents and grandma ADORED I found the book as a whole to be really really refreshing Okay if I'm going to nit pick I'd say that Vince didn't seem nearly as dumb as everyone made him out to be minus his comments about Asia WTF Overall he seemed to be rather quick witted However this book is easily 5 stars for me because it was just so much FUN I had a blast reading it and would 100% recommend it to anyone who loves funny lighthearted readsgoodreads|instagram|twitter|blog